First, an apology. Most Writers can't stand reading stuff from their past but I find most of the random things I dig up, at the very least, interesting. Maybe just interesting to me because it's a peak into the mind of essentially a different person at this point. Although a person I still have a lot in common with! Anyway, here's some old school Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea, complete with grammar errors, redactions, and amateurish turns of phrase! Not like those things have changed anyway.
Is Horatio Alger's 'Rags to Riches'dreamfable still part of the American consciousness? Or has working hard to make something of oneself been replaced by get rich quick schemes or money for nothing lottery prayers?In theseThe ^build up of^ cynicismbuilt in towithinofthe mindsthe Generation^of^ the generations raised in the seventies and eightieswas built through the eyes ofwas caused by seeing parents trying to suck happiness from the work your way up from the bottom mentality. Sure, dad was suddenly bringing home near six figures. But when he was home, he was hardened and cracked. Emotions drained by ^office^ politics nevershowed upemerged around the kids. But the new video game system and the cable TV made up for that, right?
So we saw working toward retirement as a sucker's deal. And after the divorce, mom's love turned bitter and resentment became her aura. And suddenly the things TV was telling us about love were exposed as hollow lies. Mom's life was gone because she had planned it around the love and affection of a man whose job drained him of all spirit and vitality. But for awhile there, when the checks were rolling in and the pension was growing and dadactuallywas actually at the dinner table as opposed to the strip bar, it seemed to be working.
Maybethanyou're of that generation and your family wasn't like this. Perhaps your parents drowned themselves in drink instead of engaging in cacophonic [sic] conversations. Maybe booze saved the marriage but did it still save you?
Orarewas your family life perfect? Did you grow up believing dad was happy and mom's love could save the world? Maybe it is you who is the one raising a family formed by the example youdeludedly believedwere deluded in believing. And you will be the father ^or mother^ most of us had and your children will join our ranks as just another dead baby left in the wake of our parents shattered illusion.
What were we to do?
When the smoke cleared and we were handed our high school diploma, where were we supposed to go? No matter what mydad'sfather's bank account implied, he failed. Work would not rule me. And mother may have thought the tight control she didn't use on dad wasan appropriatethe way to train her children. But thevenomverbose venom that dripped from her tongue taught me love was harmful as career. When one finds life cannot be lived through love or career, where is one to go?
Well, college could kill a few years, anyway.
The breakfast bong hits and weekend keggers may have worked for awhile but the problem with opiates is when they wear off, the real world is worse than it was.
And did you learn anything while lost in those hallowed halls? Did Middlemarch and mathproblemsequations expose to you the meaning of life?
(I've got a secret. I know how to stay happy. I know how but I just can't do it.)
Allwe'veI've been taught isemptinesshunger and emptiness.WeI strive to find something to satiate but allweI find is empty and unfulfilling.
I realize the primal need to propogate [sic]our speciesis the only pointinand I can't abide children. I look forward totheyears and years of this lost and empty despair and sometimes suicide seems aa succinct summation ofworthwhile way of saving myself from that fate. But the fear of not existing makesdesolationa long desolate life look satisfying.And besides,Because what else is there?
(And the secret of happiness trembles on the tip of my tongue. If I could onlyaccept itconvince myself to believe, if my brain hadn't been hardwired to think rationally, I might be happy.)
Perhaps you know the secret of happinesstoo? Maybe you are more earnest and naive than I am? And if so, maybe you could teach me how to do it. How do I convince myself to believe in the illusion? How do you learn to see that which you know to be untrue? The ability to believe the illusion is the secret to a happy, carefree life.
It doesn't matter what the illusion is.
That's it! Everybody back to work! Comic book commentary begins in three...two...one....
This is the first page of Red Hood and the Outlaws by new writer Will Pfeifer. It might be my favorite page of this entire series so far.
See? No mention of Noah's flood at all!
Last issue, I swore I'd never be able to like Roy Harper after what Lobdell did to him. But fuck it all, I'm already changing my tune!
The guys who hijacked The Outlaws' ship look somewhat Omega Mannish. And since the Omega Men were last seen in Deathstroke by Rob Liefeld, that appearance technically doesn't exist any more. Or they were imposters and these are the real Omega Men. The Twat Omega Men.
Roy's little robot escapes his clutches and winds up in the clutches of the least familiar member of the alien group. Which is good because when it blows him up, that still leaves the Tigorr and the Broot looking guys! Although the one that blew up is a shapeshifter named Grak, so he's still around as well. I don't remember any Omega Men named Grak. But then, I'm not exactly familiar with the entire team.
While Roy ponders a way to defeat three aliens he knows nothing about (except that one can survive a small nuclear explosion), Kori and Jason have a visitor to their island.
Well, at least he brought booze. He can't be that bad.
In space, Roy discovers the aliens are demonstrating a weapon that can wipe out all life on a planet while simultaneously branding the planet with a logo that can be seen from space. That seems like a pretty decent product. But does it come with a knife that can cut through a can and still remain sharp?
Finally, Kori and Jason know where they need to go but they still need a ship. And Jason knows where to find one.
S.H.A.D.E. Ships Here Aren't Defended Ever.
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