An insane Dr. Fate? An agoraphobic Kryptonian? A super powered Jimmy Olsen? Replacement Batman has some serious problems to work through before his new Justice Society is up and running!
It's also pretty fucking terrific! Why would anybody want old characters told in the same way when they can have new characters and new stories while still having access to the old characters and old stories?! More is always better! Especially if you're talking about cupcakes! But probably not when you're talking about violent attacks on random citizens or fatty deposits in your arteries.
The Atom bitchslaps himself.
I know, I know. Redefining words that have never been used to demean or oppress the person redefining the word is problematic! You know what else is problematic? A world where everybody rushes to be offended and upset just to prove that they're smarter and better than the person they've just been offended by!
I know, I know. Policing other people's reactions to words and expecting them to feel the same way I do is problematic! But it's only problematic if you know what the meaning of the word "problematic" is which I don't think I do because I keep saying things I'm writing are problematic but I don't seem to care! Ignorance is its own reward!
Meanwhile, Replacement Batman hands out assignments in his war against Flip the Fuck Out Superman.
Replacement Batman is the best!
The World Army has mostly been defeated. Those that survived the battles only did so by retreating to Amazonia. It's possible this is Earth 2's version of Themyscira. It's also possible that it's a large warehouse in Seattle. Khan has escaped with 1% of his World Army soldiers. He can't get in touch with the World Government because they're escaping on a Space Ark in a few minutes with all the rich assholes of the world. Good riddance! Now if Replacement Batman and the Just Barely Society can save the world, it will be a far better place without the jerks that had the power and wealth to get a seat on the Space Ark.
Flip the Fuck Out Superman feels the same way I do but he goes the extra mile to make sure these douches don't wind up fucking up another world somewhere else in the universe.
Ha ha! Good one, Taylor! You really stuck it to all the power hungry, wealthy assholes that read comic books!
Replacement Batman, Aquawoman, and Commander Khan Skype together and agree to work together to come up with a plan to save the world. I'm sure it will mostly be Replacement Batman's plan while the others are forced to spout puns and wear bright outfits.
Finally, Bedlam is overseeing a project to Boom Tube Earth into Apokolips' current location so Darkseid can sit in all of Earth's chairs without leaving the comfort of his orbit. Bedlam's helpers are Mister Terrific, Mister Miracle, and Mister Terry Sloan (the original Mister Terrific and the one Fox News prefers because he's white. I mean, he was the first and thus the traditional one). In the process of controlling Sloan's mind, Bedlam discovers that the good guys have their own Kryptonian. Well, that's troubling. They haven't even cured him of his agoraphobia yet! It looks like Val-el is going to be entering an Immersion Therapy Program whether he's ready for it or not.
Earth 2 #21 Rating: +4 Ranking. I'm really enjoying this title so much more since it's become an Elseworlds Book instead of a "Let's Re-imagine the Justice Society" book. I suppose that's also an Elseworlds Book! But this one is better! Sorry, Mr. Robinson, but it is.
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