John Stewart is terrible at Sudoku.
Oh well. He fucked that up already.
Oh come on guys!
Back on Muz, Von Daggle pretends to betray John Stewart as you saw in that previous panel that starred Von Daggle and John Stewart. He's probably just making a big scene so that the other Durlans will think he's with them and give him some Radioactive Shapeshifting Juice. After that, he'll turn on them and rejoin John Stewart. Otherwise why would he have made a deal with John to help find his old partner? But first John Stewart has to trick the Durlans' comrades into getting eaten by sand worms.
John has gotten so many friends killed in his day that it's water off his light construct duck's back killing enemies. Not that he'd ever be convicted of the murder of these morons eaten by sand worms but he's still responsible. He's the one that's going to have to sleep with Fatality every night with the deaths of these not-so-innocents on his conscious.
Does the Green Lantern Ring help with impotency? Um, I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
See? John's penis is hardly bothered at all by all the death the person it's attached to just caused. Also note how John knows Von Daggle was kidding around when he punched him just like I noticed! We're Notice The Same Thing Brothers!
A brief aside so I can close a notepad document I've had open and unsaved on my desktop for the last ten hours. I sometimes dream that I'm writing things but I'm never able to remember what I was writing upon waking. I remember that I was writing and, sometimes, the gist of what it was. Often I awake with the words of a story or essay in my head and I manage to write those down. But those are never things that my dream self is actually writing down on paper. But once I was able to remember! Once I was able to wake up and the page that my dream self had been writing upon, and the words upon that page, stood out in my mind clearly. I could still read them as the dream faded and I quickly committed the words to memory as I grabbed a pen and paper near my bed to jot down what my dream self had written. This is what I physically wrote down in a dream: "Still the water continued to boil and churn, so much that even if a million hives of bees had been sunk there, it would not have been enough."
Now I can close the document with that quote in it and open up my other document listing all the sectors of the Green Lanterns and the planets within them because this issue gives us a new sector to document, Sector 700 and the planet Corona Seven.
Actually, Sector 700 has already been mentioned! It's where the Durlans live. So my obsessive need to remember these things comes in handy! On Corona Seven, the Durlans have a prison where they're keeping Green Lanterns...and one of them is Hwaal! It looks like Durlans can wear rings after all! Shocker!
This is a spoiler.
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