I wonder who was the first person to say, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out?" Abraham Lincoln? Benjamin Franklin? No, no! I bet it was W.E.B. Du Bois!
The issue begins with Necro divining the future. It doesn't look good. Giant creature attacks. Thaumoton blows its head off. Lots of people die. Necro mentions that it's inevitable. But Necro is a flaming twat. His mind is clouded by silent tears. He currently has clowns in his coffee. He couldn't divine the future if a teacher's edition instruction manual with all of the methods of divination (along with all of the answers printed in the back) bit him in the ass. He's no barn owl!
Look, I can't hold your hand while reading this commentary and explain every single thing I say! If you're a regular reader of my commentaries, you know exactly what and who I mean by "barn owl." I suppose I could have easily explained it in far fewer words than it took to explain why I wouldn't explain it. But I think I'm standing on principal here! I've never done it before so I'm not sure if this is it or not.
Necro Karate blocks philosophically on the nature of Hell.
So nearly exactly like visiting family during the holidays? Or posting on Facebook?
Constantine escapes from the Thaumaton with a little help from Nick Necro burning him in the chest with his cigarettes on a constant basis. It's an old trick they learned back in the heady, carefree, drug-fueled days of post-punk New York. As they watched the suits and ties take over every inch of their old, garbage-littered stomping grounds, Nick and Johnny began wearing ties and buttoned shirts to mock those money hungry monsters invading their turf. The look was part of their misdirection, just another parlor trick to hide who they really were and what they were actually practicing. Just as Clark Kent's real power as a secret identity is his clumsy, awkward, fearful nature that would lead nobody to guess he's Superman no matter how much he looks like him, Constantine learned that an underwhelming appearance of power was the best mask a powerful magician could don.
Although you'd think after years of people thinking they've nearly defeated Constantine only to find he manipulated them through their own arrogance, people would have gotten wise. I guess that's the problem with pride and arrogance! You just never consider that the person with their throat under your boot actually wanted to be in that position.
Anyway, back to Constantine's escape!
Hey Necro? If you really want to kill Johnny, you've got a harpoon on the other arm.
Constantine begins to realize that Nick is up to something more than trying to murder John. Nick could have easily killed John on the Thaumaton, so why did he set him free instead? Could it have something to do with that experience Nick, John, and Zee all shared six years ago at magic camp?
Magic Camp: more blasphemy but less sexual experimentation than Bible Camp!
Constantine #12 Rating: +1 Ranking. I still don't like Nick Necro but I'm glad to get a little more of the history between John and Zee and Nick. Also he might be dying. Again! But probably not.
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