That's one nasty penis. Unless that's how they usually look and mine is deformed because mine is nothing like that thing!
That pretty much sums up Gotham By Midnight (aka The Spooky Files!).
"Tarr, so help me, if you submit a receipt for that weird glowing jar, I'm taking your badge!"
Except the kinds of stories Jim Corrigan likes to hear are Spooky Files! That can be just as dangerous.
This is how Corrigan explains putting his bar tabs on Midnight Shift's expense accounts.
It's about time! Wipe it off the map, Spectre!