Enter the Grayson.
This issue begins two scenes alternating panels. The first scene shows Minos speaking with a woman that is most likely Lois Lane. Unless she's the Galician version of Lois Lane. Maybe she's Dick Grayson in disguise. Maybe Mister Minos is Dick Grayson in disguise! Anyway, he's revealing all of the secret identities that Spyral has uncovered including Superman's. The other scene is Mister Minos speaking with Helena about trust and loyalty and secrets. If the conversation is separate from the other scene, he could very well be scolding her for keeping secrets. If the two conversations are meant to be read together then Mister Minos is betraying Spyral. But then Mister Minos wears the Hypnos that hides his face, so neither or both of them could be Mister Minos! I'm sure one of them is Dick Grayson. Somebody in these two scenes is probably Dick Grayson!
Anyway, the scenes end with Helena being shot in the chest by Mister Minos with her own crossbow. I guess these scenes will make more sense once I've read through the comic book.
The next couple pages are more understandable even though it's still full of people not quite talking about what they're actually talking about. Fucking Spyral!
So much masturbating going on at this school.
I guess that means that in the earlier scene Mister Minos really is the guy giving away the secrets to Lois Lane! But that means Lois Lane must be Dick Grayson!
The hot-to-trot-for-Dick's-ass girls follow him to the chapel to watch his butt in action as he saves Agent 1's life. Or maybe they think they can help. Hopefully they'll get there in time! Or not. What do I care if Agent 1 dies? I don't even remember who that is!
Paragon is a heartless bastard. Literally! His heart is still in Arabic Superbaby!
Dick teaches Agent 1 how to effectively defeat each member of the Justice League as they battle Paragon. Now there are at least three people that can take down the Justice League single handed!
Dick realizes that the secret to defeating Paragon lies in the missing heart. And that means he needs a gun for some reason! Probably to shoot Paragon in its silly old non-super-powered heart! Batman would frown on that. I mean he'd frown more than he usually frowns.
Horny girls to the rescue!
But he didn't really die! It was all another manipulation! A trick! A deception! A bamboozle! A dick pull!
And being Spyral, it was a double dick pull!
Grayson #8 Rating: +1 Ranking. I like how these first eight issues feel like a mini-series. And now it's time to move on to another chapter in the life of Jacques de Constamment, Professor of Acrobatics! I wonder if the four horny girls that keep chasing him around will eventually spin off into their own comic book: Young Horny Spider Women of Spyral.
This issue was worthy of a Gillian Anderson photo cut out from TV Guide many, many years ago.
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