John dropping his cigarettes because he's the only one noticing that they're fucked is a nice touch.
In 2011, I buckled down and finished the second chapter of my online comic, Dwarf Lover. I was pretty happy with myself that I declared I would finish it that year and wound up posting the last section the first week of December. Even though by the end of 2011 I owned my own business, finishing Chapter Two of Dwarf Lover was my most proud moment of that year.
In 2012, I began this comic book commentary project. As you can see, it's ongoing. But somehow I've got to make room for a new project for 2013 which means the comic book commentary is going to have to take a hit somewhere. I thought about dropping the worst ranked comic book at the end of each month but I just can't bring myself to drop any titles yet. I'll probably just end up doing shorter reviews on the more mediocre titles that don't give me a lot to talk about. I usually waste time trying to figure out how to make the commentary interesting with those. Sometimes it works. Sometimes I just waste time. I'll figure something out.
As for a project that needs to be finished, I have a number of choices. The easiest one would be finishing my Bible Study on Genesis. The Biblical Book is only about fifty pages but I have about 300 pages of commentary (and, um, jokes) already. Since that project is so easily finished, I think I need to add something to it: publishing it as an e-book. Anyway, once that's done I'll just move on to Exodus, so that project is also very ongoing. Can something be very ongoing?
Dwarf Lover Chapter Three is a possibility too. Usually I write and Photoshop at the same time, publishing each section as I go. But I think I'm going to write the entire Chapter this next time simply because I don't quite have the urge to do all of the Photoshopping that the web comic entails. Photoshopping that web comic will definitely eat into The New 52 Project.
I can also finish the final rewrite of Places and Predators, my tabletop RPG that is a mix of Dungeons and Dragons and The Game of Life. I think I have about 500 pages of source material on that, most of it jokes!
And of course there's always the novel that never gets written. But that's too serious. I don't think I'm ready for that kind of serious commitment to writing. Although the novel is mostly jokes as well! With all these jokes, you'd think I'd say something funny once in a while.
Also, for a comic book commentary, this thing sure is short on comic book! Anyway, I put all those choices out there so that anybody reading this can throw a vote my way. And since hardly anyone comments on here, realize that one person can decide my destiny! Write-in projects are also welcome!
Two issues ago, Zatanna and Timothy Hunter were disappeared by The Books of Magic. Turns out they've ended up in some place called The Wild Area in some place that hates magicians. This place is all "Science Rules!" and "Go Physics!" and "San Dimas High School Football Rules!" The people of this place hate Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." "*SNORT*," they snort when confronted with this saying. "We're so advanced that we say, 'Any magic is indistinguishable from a dog's fart.' Although we have the advanced technology to differentiate the two so we haven't hung a dog as a witch for like seven years or something."
What I'm trying to say is Zatanna and Timothy Hunter are in big trouble. Although they don't know it yet which is why Zatanna keeps laying on the dog farts.
That giant Zatanna banished is a huge Luddite that probably brought Hunter to this world to punish the Techno-Assholes.
"Yes, Tim's dad? I need you to get in this flying house with me, head to the mystical city Nanda Parbat in the Himilayas, and jerk off on these robot books. No, no. It won't cost you anything."
Well shit. I guess that answers that!
I'm sure this has something to do with glamours not working between worlds. So Madame Xanadu's age shows. And Orchid's real shape shows. And Boston Brand, well, I'm not sure why he's alive!
Although that feeling doesn't last long.
Justice League Dark #15 Rating: +2 Ranking. That was a really nice surprise to find that they've been transported to Faerie because Hunter is needed to save the magical land from fascist techno-jerks who have somehow taken over. This comic book was so much fun and so well done that I'm actually beginning to feel excitement for Green Arrow when Lemire begins writing it!
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