It's about time I'm back to reading Justice League!
On the first page, Geoff Johns pulls one of Vonnegut's cardinal sins while seeming to try to take a Vonnegutian view of the Darkseid encounter. He focuses on a family of normal people in the middle of the alien invasion. The father has lost hope and believes his family is about to die. But then he sees the super heroes fighting back and hope is restored!
The story should have started from the view of that other family!
Last issue, Batman told Green Lantern to pull everyone together and act like a leader. He told him to talk smart so they'd listen to him. They do end up pulling together and attacking Darkseid. But Green Lantern can't seem to sound smart.
Didn't Wonder Woman say something last issue about stabbing Darkseid in the eyes?
Here are the panels of everything I just described! Why did I even bother?! But see what I mean? Big white flash after punching Wonder Woman in the jaw!
The only reason I know Steppenwolf is because of the DC Super Friends' action figure of him when I was younger. I liked that he had an axe attached by a cord so he could get hung up on bushes and things when playing Hot Lava with them. Don't embarrass me by figuring out when these figures were available and how old I must have been when playing with them.
Wonder Woman steps up and takes the lead in the battle! She can actually deflect Darkseid's Omega Beams with her bracelets. And then she leaps up and stabs him in his left eye! And then Aquaman jabs his trident in Darkseid's other eye. I think Darkseid's retinas are also practically stone so he just kind of bleeds some Omega Energy and staggers around a bit. It'll take more than a couple of archaic weapons to bring down the cosmic bastard.
The other part of the plan is to open a Boom Tube with the Mother Boxes (Yeah, the Boom Cubes. I can't believe I forgot that was what they were called) and send Darkseid home. Luckily the portals open right next to Superman and Batman so that they can return home! It's like a foreign exchange program. A really violent and bloody exchange program. With a major dick as your student.
The exchange is successful after a lot of drama and "you can do its" and "our last chances!" Darkseid is BOOMED back home leaving Superman and Batman back on Earth where they belong. Well, where Batman belongs. Damn Kryptonian foreigner! Go back where you came from! Taking all of our news reporter jobs!
Afterward, all the normal people cheer and are happy and content and love the Super Heroes forever more! They even had a ceremony at the White House with the Serial Killer Kid.
I appreciate the various ways Johns has been dealing with poor Aquaman. Forcing the orange color on him and not making it his choice works well. Although why would Atlantean Scale Mail be orange? Isn't that kind of a Redcoats thing? Does bright orange help camouflage you in the deep sea?
I don't know. It made me laugh.
There's also a back-up story in this issue about someone named Pandora that takes place in the present (not five years in the past!). It looks like THE Pandora. She seems to be cursed to watch the world in the same way The Phantom Stranger is. But she is no longer observing. She's changing reality and the world. I suppose this is the Woman in Red that made a cameo in all of the first issues. Unless she was really the woman in purple! But that woman helped change reality with The Flash in Flashpoint.
Pandora is protecting her box (hee hee) but Phantom Stranger thinks she isn't responsible enough to have it any more. She doesn't care and shoots him in the head. So Pandora wields guns now. Phantom Stranger decides he doesn't like being shot and lets her go for now. She heads off to find "The Strange"? with the help of the Justice League. To be continued!
Justice League Issue #6 Rating: +1 Ranking. I like the interaction between these heroes. And now they're kind of being peer pressured into working together. Batman sees the value in it which means they'll all see the value in it soon. This first story was a lot of fighting and getting to know each other and it was still a decent read. Let's hope things get more interesting as they get more involved.
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