Why even have the written copy? It adds nothing and is trite and meaningless.
If Rule Number One is don't kill people, perhaps Rule Number Two should be don't choose psychopathic killers for your team.
They must have suspected all along and come up with this plan to smoke Choke out.
Choke mind control's Ev and forces her to shoot Batgirl in the face. No, no! It doesn't happen. Because Ev can't shoot, remember? Plus, Batgirl can handle herself. Although Ev does shoot Batgirl in the shoulder which, I believe, makes Batgirl the first person Ev has actually shot! Congratulations, Batgirl!
Black Canary stops the entire fight by shrieking just like on the cover! And Batgirl kicks Ev into a wall and knocks her out. So Batgirl wins a fight against Ev! I can add Batgirl to the Super Hero Pecking Order List! Batgirl takes off after Choke.
See? Black Canary suspected Trevor! The whole thing was a set up! And it worked perfectly! Who isn't surprised?
While questioning Trevor, he continues to spout rhymes and make the Birds do stupid shit. He makes Poison Ivy believe that The Red and The Green can't co-exist inside her and tells her she'll be The Rot within an hour. Well, I said it that way. He just says a stupid pun and tells her she's dying. He also tells Ev to shoot Katana in the stomach.
Oh, Trevor. We all know Ev can't hit anything but walls! And the occasional Batgirl.
It looks like Katana didn't get the note about Rule #1.
Dinah doesn't really find anything but then she really just seems to be there to break things. Batgirl arrives and they hug and make
So, um, nothing has been resolved then?
Following? Black Canary suspects the guy, Trevor, that knows about the drugs as being behind it. They set him up by rescuing some of his sleeper agents. They catch him in the act of activating sleeper agents. He's able to control Ev and Poison Ivy so Katana kills him. But then Trevor, the man Katana killed, isn't actually Choke.
Anybody want to bet that Duane Swierczynski has no idea what he's doing? I'm willing to bet next issue has nothing to do with Choke. And then issue #9 will be a Night of the Owl comic. And then Duane will never revisit Choke again because this comic will be cancelled before he gets the chance.
Birds of Prey Issue #7 Rating: -1 Rank. This comic is meandering garbage. It's a tale told by an idiot whose parents were also idiots.
I just took a moment to look up Duane Swierczynski on Google because I feel you can't call a man an idiot without finding a little bit about him. I found his blog and he wrote this about Birds of Prey #6: "Birds of Prey #6, the penultimate issue of my first full arc, will be available at finer comic shops (and e-readers) everywhere tomorrow! Usually, the sixth installment of a seven-part story isn't the place to jump on board, but I think you'd do fine in this case. Of course, why skip the joyful mayhem of issues one through five?"
Yeah, you know why you'd be fine if you jumped on board? Because the story doesn't make any sense anyway. Nothing follows anything else and everything in the plot just keeps changing. The characters are flat and boring and the art fucking sucks. This comic is a train wreck and I'm actually very, very sad and sorry to say that. I want a Birds of Prey comic book with some strong female characters and some serious complex relationships with members of a team with such a wide range of ethical and moral outlooks.
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