Finally! Characters that *I* can identify with!
The whole entire shebang begins with a kid named Mohammed heading to New York to try and meet with the super duper rich kid leader of the Green Team, Commodore Murphy. Mohammed is trying to prove to his father that he can make lots of money and he's hoping The Green Team can help him out with that. Commodore Murphy has secret Expos for mad scientists and crackpots to show their gizmos and gadgets which the Commodore then purchases to use for The Green Team. I'm guessing.
Thanks to instantly running into the cowboy hat wearing one's sister, Mohammed gets an introduction with the team.
Something better happen soon because these rich kids are boring me.
While Mohammed is trying to figure out what the Commodore and his Green Team is all about, J.P. figures out that Mohammed has been uploading pictures from the event. Pictures tagged #GreenTeam with the GPS data still on them. This is a bad thing. Because rich people like to get kidnapped.
This guy, Riot Act, is the most interesting thing about this comic book so far.
The Commodore learns to control his suit and get the upper hand on Riot Act just in time to find out that Riot Act is not a solo act.
Riot Act are a bit similar to the Emoticon guys from Morrison's pre-boot Batman Incorporated. Except with silly faces instead of emoticon faces, of course. I said similar to, not exactly like!