At least he wasn't unleashed.
See? What happened to the Ogilvy that wanted to survive?!
Batman gets the message and storms Oswald Cobblepot's mansion later that night. Emperor Penguin seems to be more Emperor Cuckoo, in more ways than one if you get my meaning! I hope part of that meaning is sexual! I wonder if there is a sex act called "Playing Cuckoo"? I'm pretty sure it involves putting one thing into another thing where it doesn't belong but I don't know the specifics. Who's the nest? What's the egg? How many baby birds die?
I underestimated all of that crap too! I just thought he was another sycophantic toady!
Batman's Narration Box: "As it turned out, I underestimated a lot of things." Like Alfred's ability to keep Damian from leaving the Batcave?
Also earlier that day, Alfred was hanging around the courthouse watching the penguins.
See? Batman knew the charges sucked. He was just being a complete bastard! And wasting taxpayer money on this nonsense!
Why do villains always walk away from a hero while the hero is still breathing? Ogilvy, you're just not smart enough for Gotham.
Batman heads into the house to show Ogilvy that you can't win against The Batman when The Batman decides to not pull his punches. Earlier, he couldn't go all out because The Batman could easily kill a normal man with a misplaced Acidrang or a well placed fist to the bridge of the nose. And those are things he uses on Ogilvy now because Ogilvy is a huge, mutated monstrosity and I think Batman is allowed to kill those things.
Emperor Penguin is beaten but he thinks he won because now people will always remember how Emperor Penguin took over Gotham and, even if only for a second, beat The Batman. But I won't! All I'm going to remember is what a stupid fucking derivative name he took and how he didn't follow his own advice to not be too smart in Gotham! What a dumb jerk! He could have been great but he overstepped his place! And just to make sure he stays down, The Penguin has a message for him.
Unfortunately is right.
But before the back-up story, there's an epilogue where The Penguin allows the children's center to be named after Martha Wayne instead of his own mother (or Ogilvy's! Didn't Ogilvy change that as well?). Cobblepot is tired of being a public figure and is ready to go back to the simple life of gangstering and grafting.
And finally, some six armed woman has appeared in Gotham to kill people. And she apparently knows Bruce Wayne. Maybe it's Charlotte the Reporter returned with super powers? Or maybe it's just one of Bruce's old high school classmates. Although her thought, "You've done well for yourself, Bruce Wayne," hardly makes any sense since Bruce Wayne was born with a silver spoon factory in his mouth.
The back-up story is about Ogilvy in Blackgate although the story begins much the same way Bruce's story began: with parents shot dead outside of a local theater. In Blackgate, a creature named "The Boss" invites him to his cell for tea and buttered scones. He also asks Ogilvy some questions and one of them is the same question I'd like to ask! Why the hell did he go for it all when he once suggested the only way to survive in Gotham was to not be too smart!?
Of course! It always comes back to daddy issues!
Oh Ogilvy, you stupid doucheparty. That's even dumber than Emperor Penguin!
Detective Comics #20 Rating: +1 Ranking. So ends the saga of Emperor Penguin. Such a speedy rise to fame and power could only last but a fleeting moment. But at least he can now rule Blackgate! I guess if he ever goes crazy, he's going to become Emperor Arkham.
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