At least this takes place before Jason Todd became Not Jason Todd.
I think I derailed myself in that last paragraph. I meant to say Todd probably has gotten his feelings hurt since it looks like Batman wants Damian back in his life while Todd needed to wait around to be resurrected by somebody else. I forget who that somebody was. Talia? I don't know. Whatever!
Batman is currently planning a trip to Ethiopia when Carrie Kelley pays him a visit. She's just as curious as everybody else about what happened to Damian. I think everybody heard that Robin died but Damian has mysteriously been "shipped off to England" or some other nonsense. I guess Bruce is hoping to purchase a little Samsara Serum before too many questions are asked.
I guess she wasn't sure about giving back the money since she cashed the check and is now returning a huge wad of bills.
But if I didn't rant and rave, I wouldn't be entertaining two million followers* on a daily basis.
*Plus or minus two million, three hundred and nine followers.
Since Carrie can't currently speak to Damian seeing as how he's
Hire her, you stupid fool! I bet she likes cows too!
The hairballs belong to Alfred in case I didn't make that clear.
Alfred the cat! Clarity!
Red Hood is on the cover of this issue because Jason Todd is still hanging about the mansion recovering from his face trauma. He and Batman seem to be getting along just fine. My guess is that this is taking place after all future issues of Batman Incorporated since that story arc probably finishes up just a day or two after Damian's death. Although that doesn't make any sense unless we ignore Damian playing with Roy Harper when Jason Todd puts the Joker's Poisoned Mask on. Because Jason Todd was kidnapped by the Spider Women of Spider Island while Damian was dying. And yet Damian was alive when Jason Todd got fucked by the mask? Why are the worst writers always fucking up the timeline? Don't they have editors to keep them in check?
Fuck it! You know what? Let Canonology figure it out!
Batman tells Jason about the Ethiopian Sniper Club he's discovered because he needs a vicious dog to do some killing for him. Batman doesn't kill and he hates guns but here he is handing Jason's guns to him and asking him to join him on a trip to Ethiopia and winking like a mad man and nudging Todd with his elbow and saying, "Get my drift?"
Batman is also just running over hands, knees, and elbows.
Batman didn't bring Red Hood to Ethiopia just for the sport. He also wanted to bring him back to the place he died.
"How long did your body keep? Should I put Damian in a freezer? In a vacuum-sealed bag? Goddammit, Jason! What if he's spoiling*?!" "That kid was spoiled* before you even put him in the ground." RIMSHOT! *Joke can also be used with rotting/rotten!
And on the final page, Two-Face's coin comes up No Scar. And he says, "No." Is he fucking arguing with random chance again? I know David Finch turned him into One-Face in The Dark Knight #1 but I think Two-Face needs to invest in a die and become Six-Face! Or Twelve-Face if he decides to go with the least used die in Dungeons & Dragons.
Batman and Red Hood #20 Rating: +2 Ranking. This issue had two separate stories that both deserved a +1. I enjoyed the Carrie Kelly stuff and, surprisingly, I enjoyed the Red Hood stuff as well. Too bad Jason Todd is off to Amnesia Island!
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