Is this a What If Batman Were Created in the 90s and Loved to Kill story?!
But here's the thing about Rob: his art made for great commentary! And I have nothing against him personally! I'd probably have a good time hanging out with Rob Liefeld and Scott Lobdell as long as nobody told them what I'd said about them and we didn't talk comics! I also think people focus too much on Rob's inability to draw feet. That's one part of his art I understand because he stylizes them pretty much the same way all the time. Consistency like that should be regarded as style. Even his rectangular guns are stylized. It's his inconsistency with detail, poses, perspective, and anatomy that makes him a terrible artist. Unless you want to think of every character standing like a rigid action figure as consistency!
I almost forgot why I was talking about Rob Liefeld and then I glanced back at the cover and Batman's pouches. One last thing before I read Detective Comics: I'd like to say, "Good job, Liefeld." I don't think you should worry about ever drawing or writing something that will stand the test of time. But you don't need to. You helped shake up comics and knock a lot of the corporate bastards back a few steps. Although you and your cronies who decided artists should have full writing control of their comic which drove Claremont from X-men is a good reason why I'm now reading fucking Scott Lobdell's scripts. So I take back the "good job" and replace it with a "Thanks a fucking lot!"
Batman is causing trouble again.
Jim Gordon straightens Officer Wallace out because Jim Gordon has an average sized boner for Batman. At least that's what all the Batman hating Gotham Police Officers say behind his back. I would never say that. I would say Gordon has a healthy respect for the job that Batman performs for Gotham. Gordon believes a cop killer is loose in Gotham! Is that supposed to be a fucking surprise? The real question is how MANY cop killers are loose in Gotham.
I bet the Cop Killer is the 90s Batman on the cover! Genius here!
But the Cop Killer isn't the only person troubling Batman.
Surely they couldn't be the same person!
On third thought, maybe they are setting Caldwell up to be the Cop Killer. And Alfred does have a nemesis!
The mirror version of Batman has been taking people from prison and turning them into super villains with high tech weaponry. If only Batman knew somebody in Gotham that makes high tech weaponry! Besides Bruce Wayne, of course. And Bruce Wayne specializes in non-lethal technology anyway. So it's probably somebody else. He sends the newly freed villains into Gotham to exact revenge on the police that ruined their lives. Because it's not the actions of the person that make a person's life; it's the reactions of the people toward the person's actions!
A couple more police officers die but that's nothing new to Gotham. I think they have an endless supply from somewhere. Probably clone technology. Although the cops that believe in Batman, Strode and Melendez, almost die as well. But they're saved by E.D. Caldwell defensive technology! Hmm, that's suspicious! Follow the money! No, not Bruce Wayne's money! The money being made by selling cops the only technology that can save their lives from the new high tech weaponry being seen on the streets!
Sometimes I feel like nobody listens to Coast to Coast AM Radio seriously anymore. Other times, I feel like Ann Nocenti who always writes to the stupidest person in her audience.
And other times I'm writing jokes to myself! Hell, half the time I'm writing jokes to only the current version of myself that is writing the joke! Sometimes I reread my commentaries and I can't even figure out what the fuck I was talking about.
Batman catches the Cop Killer's new puppet, Scorn, but Scorn gets away when a Spaceship attacks him. But Batman is a fucking detective and he's trained to find clues!
The World's Greatest Detective at work! What a genius!
Whoever the Mirror Batman is, he may or may not be going by the name Wrath. It's possible he's going by Vengeance. Or maybe Umbrage. Could be Vexation? Perhaps Minor Annoyance! Also, he's no longer partnered up with Scorn since Scorn had that accidental accident where he accidentally fell to his accidental death.
The back-up story is once again about Man-bat and Kirk Langstrom and the mystery of the itinerant corpses. Well, they were itinerant before they were corpses and then became corpses because they had no shelter and were in Gotham and were killed by a giant bat. Or was it a Man-Bat! No, it wasn't that either. It was a Vampire Woman-bat, Kirk's wife Francine!
Detective Comics #22 Rating: No change. This Wrath guy seems to enjoy taking care of Gotham just like Batman. Maybe Batman should just let him do his thing! He's making lots of money and helping out the community and creating lots of weapons of war. Okay, maybe that last part isn't a very nice thing to do. And Gotham could probably do without the cop killing. So, hmm, maybe Batman should stop him. But the main reason I think Batman should stop him is because he's too much like a 90s Superhero and those were the worst superheroes of them all! They were even worse than Superman in the sixties!
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