Beset by mechanical dogs, Changeling chooses the form of a bird as opposed to something helpful, like an elephant or a hippo or a gorilla.
The Titans get beaten by mechanical dogs, they fail to save a British spy, they drive on the wrong side of the road, and they accept congratulations of a job well done after fucking up the entire thing. The New Teen Titans are the worst.
In this issue, we meet Danny Chase's mom. Probably because, like every other family member of every single Titan, she's going to be a major foe of the Titans soon. Maybe she's Wildebeest?
In this issue, we meet Danny Chase's mom. Probably because, like every other family member of every single Titan, she's going to be a major foe of the Titans soon. Maybe she's Wildebeest?
Danny Chase's mom is more annoying than Danny Chase.
Let the British artist draw Dick driving in North Dakota, they said. What could go wrong, they said! "They" are the stupid fucking editors who didn't catch this gaff.
These panels sum up the previous 43 issues better than all of my reviews combined:
Typical of The New Teen Titans of the '80s. Survive through blind luck, allow some non-Titan to die, and return the secret government information to the government like the government tools they are. Jerkos.
Number of Issues In Which The Titans Act Competently: 6 out of 44.
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