Do Justice League covers always have to be dynamic? Just show them sitting around sipping coffee and reading the paper.
The second book from the left should be "Fatima Prophecies" not "Fatmia Prophecies."
I think he wants a second opinion.
Meanwhile, Batman is busy reading the letter Barry delivered to him in Flashpoint. It's the letter from his father from the alternate timeline. While he's contemplating a father he never knew, yet another explosion at Arkham helps free a bunch of inmates. The guy causing the explosion to get into Arkham? The Key. Flashback to Morrison's run on the Justice League back in the late 90s. Which makes me realize that last issue was also a flashback to that run! Is Johns making his timeline in the Reboot similar to the old DCU timeline in slight ways? Green Arrow proved he was good enough to join the team by taking out The Key with a Boxing Glove arrow in Morrison's run. Now, Green Arrow has not been allowed to join the League. The League isn't searching for new members like they were in Morrison's run, mostly because Martian Manhunter fucked it up for everyone in the Reboot.
The letter reminds Batman of a sad memory of repainting his room after his parents were killed. And later, in Metropolis, Superman has a sad memory of being picked last for the basketball team when Lois calls everyone to come with her to the taco truck for free tacos except Clark. That's disgusting, Lois! This whole issue is beginning to channel Sailor Moon R: The Movie. Will it end (or, will the final issue of the storyline end) with them remembering a time when Sailor Moon included them and made them happy with her insufferable, I mean, ineffable charm? But replace Sailor Moon with someone else. Wonder Woman? Steve Trevor? Amanda Waller?
That reminds me! Back in the mid-90s, I made an AMV (Anime Music Video) of Sailor Moon R: The Movie. It was done by hooking up a Laser Disc Player and a Stereo to a VCR. Halfway through, you can see the blue screen where you're supposed to flip the Laser Disc. AMV old school, beeyotch.
Batman gives Superman a call to help him take down The Key. Not that Batman needs Superman's help. Batman's just thinking about his friend's needs.
The Key is probably a sore spot because Clark kept pulling that Rare when he first began collecting Heroclix. That and fucking Desaad. And Goddamned Commissioner Gordon too!
Cyborg directs everyone to the stairs to head down lower into Arkham where The Key is headed. But Superman knows the secret to Gotham: its walls are like Styrofoam! He busts through the walls because, you know, why take the way that won't result in expensive property damage when you can make your own, more direct route that will create jobs for the citizens of Gotham! Nice one, Job Creator Man!
While all this super heroical crap is going on, Steve Trevor has wandered into his apartment where he keeps the television on at all hours. He's instantly greeted with Harvey and Charles from TMZ pointing out how Steve Trevor has become a big loser since he broke up with Wonder Woman. So I guess that's what all the tension is about between the two of them. They used to date and now it's over and Steve Trevor is heartbroken. And Diana just wants to be friends. Super friends!
Oh, I mention Steve Trevor because Davy Graves was waiting for him in his apartment. I guess he was the one watching TMZ before Trevor got home! Davy Graves wants a meeting with the Justice League (or revenge? It's sometimes hard to tell with these super villains) and has determined that Colonel Steve Trevor is the key. No, no, no! Not The Key! He's different.
Yay, Geoff Johns! Someone who understands The Flash Dilemma!
Flash and Lantern have apprehended Weapons Master and need to question him to find out who sent him and for what reason. But they fail at their interrogation so they need Wonder Woman and her magic lasso. Wonder Woman has a sad memory as well.
So does she still want to be more than Super Friends?
But the story isn't over yet! Remember how Graves was in Trevor's apartment? Yeah, well, he wants information. And Graves is all tricked out in some kind of super villain costume that the creative team are keeping mostly secret until next issue.
Don't worry, Steve Trevor! Graves will probably keep you alive to leave you as the surprise calling card on the satellite which the League will find just before he strikes.
I could learn to like this Billy Batson.
Justice League #9 Rating: +1 Ranking. This comic is so, so, so much better when Geoff Johns writes a story instead of a storyboard for a gigantic fight. I'm thoroughly enjoying it now.
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