I kind of like the throwback feel to this cover. Back before Miller's The Dark Knight when comic books could be proud of being goofy.
Nearly destroyed? I guess if what you mean by that is the Tower hasn't actually totally fallen to the ground yet even though it's well on its way.
A third rogue Firestorm makes an appearance and Jasonstorm goes after him. But Jasonstorm is blasted in the back by the typical comic book misunderstanding between super heroes.
Difficulty Level: Stop doing this, Comic Book Writers! Also, August General in Iron definitely doesn't have a firm grasp on English since his "miss" was a "direct hit."
Firehawk also does not have a firm grasp on English since these "friends" just threatened Jasonstorm.
. o O (Yes I do!)
Booster Gold tells Guy to make sure the Eiffel Tower doesn't fall. I suppose a Green Lantern can do that with his green light but what happens when the light fades away? They really need to let the thing collapse. It's just not going to be safe anymore with Green Lantern Rivets and decaying Firestorm Transmuted Girders. I know I'll never go anywhere near it after this! I know this is fictional but you can never be too careful.
Also, Guy Gardner calls Booster Gold "Booster Seat" if you're taking score on the multiple ways Gardner can make fun of Booster's name.
Wow! August General was serious. The only "move" Jasonstorm made was grabbing his side where August General first blasted him!
I once asked nearly the same question in Junior High. "How can I fight these bullies if I'm not willing to act just as ignorantly as them?"
Once the Roguestorm gets past Jasonstorm, OMAC takes over! Earlier, Batman said that the JLI was "light in the tank department" when he thought OMAC should help them out. I think that means Batman plays World of Warcraft. He's at least playing one of WoW's derivative MMORPGs. But where does he find the Goddamned Bat-time to play? Anyway, OMAC takes care of the problem by pulling Roguestorm's head clean off.
Except that doesn't exactly solve the problem! Pulling off the head of a Firestorm is more akin to uncorking the atomic genie. Roguestorm explodes but Guy is able to contain the blast in Green Lantern Light. I'm not sure what he does with it after this. Maybe throw it into space? Perhaps have Jasonstorm transform it into farts? Or maybe just ask Batman to deal with it. Batman knows people.
Apparently OMAC was also contained in Guy's blast shield box because OMAC busts his way out from the inside. No radiation is released so OMAC must have the power to absorb explosions. Maybe he feeds on radioactivity. Maybe it powers his solar head fan? One Mighty Air Cleaner?
Now that the problem is solved and OMAC took care of the clean-up and everyone is ready to tie a great big bow on this issue, Jasonstorm decides that they need to take the next step in the plot to create more chaos.
This is what Jasonstorm really wants to do to Ronniestorm.
Well, it might make sense. Someone just needs to explain it to me since I'm fucking too stupid to understand anything more intellectual than Beavis and Butthead.
Wrath is completely unstable, disappearing almost as quickly as it appeared and taking Firehawk and Jasonstorm with it. Skeets calls Booster and tells him the JLI need to head over to Justice League International #10 as quickly as possible because something else is going down in New York City. So the JLI leave Hurricane to figure out what the fuck just happened all by himself.
Meanwhile, in the Middle East, Pozhar and Ronniestorm hitchhike to somewhere. Whatever they're up to, it'll take place next issue. And I have a feeling Jasonstorm and Firehawk will make an appearance since they were in the Quantum Field when they disappeared and Jason made brief contact with Ronnie just before all of the shit everywhere hit all of the fans in existence.
The Fury of Firestorm The Nuclear Men #9 Rating: -1 Ranking. A lot of the action in this issue was simply bullshit. The Firestorms had one more rogue Firestorm to take out and they could have handled it easily. Instead, the JLI appear and cause a bunch of crazy trouble before defeating the rogue Firestorm themselves. But then why the fuck does Jasonstorm decide to merge with Firehawk? Should I chalk it up to simple lust? He just needed a congratulatory smooch after the battle? This issue was just a needless mess. Oh, and you might be wondering (although you probably aren't) what happened to Godiva during this battle? Booster sent her off as soon as they landed to take care of the civilians and she was never seen again! Well, until the end when she's waiting by Guy's Green plane to go home. I hope her hair was helpful in corralling the panicking tourists!
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