DC didn't think dinosaurs would work two covers in a row? Come on! Fuckin' dinosaurs!
The issue starts out with Ash rubbing his wife's vagina through the comforter.
I know, right?
Ash's wife asks him how he's able to kill a person. He tells her he'd kill anybody standing in-between him and returning to his wife. Exactly how experience is Ash at killing people? His real answer should be that he has no idea if he's ever actually killed anyone because most combat is just bullets flying across a disputed area. Unless Ash is actually a sniper. What she really should have asked him is, "How do you kill a dinosaur?"
And then they both come together. Like The Beatles!
It's called a Stegosaurus! Or Spike, to his friends.
This is from 1976. I wonder how much of it is now incorrect. My favorite dinosaur is the Camptownrasosaurus.
Oh, his name is Elliot! Not the dinosaur, dumb dumb! Ash's buddy. I looked it up in G.I. Combat #1 while I was scanning this picture.
Quiz time? How do they defeat the T-Rex? Do they:
A. Let it swallow Ash whole so he can shoot his way out of its stomach?
B. Throw grenades down its gullet?
C. Stab it in the eye?
D. Shove the barrel of a tank up its ass and blast it to Kingdom Fuck?
The answer is not C! They throw grenades down its throat! Good job, kids! I feel like fucking Dora listening to nobody but acting like she can hear all of the dumb kids' answers anyway. Does anybody see Swiper? Swiper no swiping!
Elliot is pumped that he's just blown the head off of an honest to goodness real life dinosaur. He celebrates every way he can think of except for fucking it in the eye socket. Ash gets a little perturbed by Elliot's show of emotion.
I think Elliott knows it's about survival. And he's thrilled he just survived being attacked by a T-rex! And isn't war about survival as well? Nobody's going to "win" this war on terrorism. It's only ever going to be about survival. So why is Ash thinking war is a game but survival is serious business that can't be celebrated. Fuck it, white boy. I'd be dancing on that dinosaur's head if I'd survived!
Seriously though. I'd get his name first.
The second chapter of the Unknown Soldier story begins in the headquarters of A.M.M.O. (Advanced Military Medical Operations). Unless it means Another Mysterious Military Organization. Because this is another secret Black Ops Unit for the DCnU. The Unknown Soldier is undergoing an experimental process to give him regenerative powers. He declined to have his face reconstructed though. For that, they're going to use "Smart Skin" to allow him to disguise himself as anybody he wants. So he's part Wolverine and part Christopher Chance.
The Unknown Soldier is all fixed up and ready to go. So of course they need to test him first by sending him into Mexico City to kill a bunch of drug lords.
Why not just fix him up with a Firestorm Protocol?
The Unknown Soldier has also had his brain rewired so they can download information into it. His eyes record everything he sees. He can speak fifteen languages (why not just fill him with all of them?). With all of his new abilities, he easily kills everything.
Later, blah blah blah terrorist blah blah blah biochemical agents blah blah blah al-Isri blah blah blah Antipova blah blah blah Unknown Soldier is immune to the Crimson Jihad biochemical agent blah blah blah Secret Operatives kidnapped and raised from childhood to be used to release the agent in America.
Profile that, mother fuckers!
Overall, just not good enough. Not even close.
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