I see Dick has a lack of knives in his chest now.
THE NIGHT OF THE OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLS!
Okay, back to the present! Nightwing pulls the knives from his chest and tackles William The Talon Cobb out of the window. I'm not sure why he doesn't tackle him through a wall! Come on, Nightwing! Be like everyone else and break a wall or two! Nightwing does the Bat Grapple thing to break his fall although he gets pretty beat up from the impact. The Talon simply falls on a car to break his fall, as well as most of his bones, and then he gets up and regenerates. Ta da!
And then the shit hit the fan and it was over and Cobb had to start deluding himself with the bathroom door locked.
It says, "Don't fuck with The Batman, bro." Ugh. The that word, "bro." I hate the trend where people stick "bro" or "man" on words to testosterone them up. All those horrible words should be collected in a dicktionary. Have ultra-feminists ever demanded a cuntionary?
The Talon returns for the unconscious Dick so that he can tell him his evil plan. He must have the Skill, Reveal Evil Plan. That's a skill that The Evil Mr. Smarty Pants Fantasyer has in my Places & Predators Roller Playing Game:
The Evil Mr Smarty Pants really is smart and he wants everybody in the world to know it. He probably suffers from a lack of self-esteem brought on by years and years of hot chicks not doing it to him so he overcompensates by talking too much. This can be a real problem because he just can’t let an opportunity go by to let people know how smart he is, even when he should really be working on his nearly successful plan to kill The Hero and do it to The Virgin instead of giving them time to get away.Guess what's going to happen while The Talon tells Dick all about his past and why Dick hurt a lot of bad people with his non-existent choice to not become The Talon! I'm not sure how he's going to get away while William Cobb tells his tale. Maybe he'll kick Cobb in the undead balls. Or maybe one of the dozens of Bat Heroes in the city will stumble upon this scene and save him. But that would rely too much on luck. Nightwing needs to buck up and rescue himself somehow. Maybe he'll use his acrobatics!
Cobb's tale explains why Dick's last name is Grayson. The Court of Owls declared themselves the "gray" of Gotham which allowed them to keep order. Cobb realized that the Court would need a champion after he was gone, so he stole his son back from the Crownes and gave it to the circus to raise as Gotham's gray son. But I guess this Grayson wasn't ready to become a Talon when it became older so Haly's Circus had to give the Court of Owls the radiation burned girl from Batgirl as a replacement until Nightwing was old enough. But then Nightwing ran off to not be a Talon and Nightwing's friend was tortured and tried to be forced to become one. But he only became Saiko! I wonder if someone has a list of the Talons across the years from this Night of the Owls crossover. I'm not going to fucking bother!
Turns out William Cobb's speech took long enough for Nightwing to recuperate. Even though, you know, he was out on his feet due to his loss of blood. But I think Nightwing really does have some slight regeneration ability. I'm going to believe that from now on anyway. It makes more sense when he rallies back after being near death. The Talon finishes chastising Dick for never becoming a Talon (even though he was never offered the job!) just as Dick pulls himself from the subway wall and reveals his plan to Cobb.
The Court of Owls and their Talons crave power and order. But Nightwing and Batman crave justice and knowledge. I think they know Gotham a little bit better than those so-called wise owls.
But still, I'm with Nightwing. I hate when people believe in "destiny" or "fate" or "God's plan." It's all random chaos, people! And if you think it's any different, you're just another member of the Court of Owls trying to control everyone around you so that you feel safer. See, that's why Batman is better. He's just trying to limit the chaos by taking out Gotham's most chaotic. But the Court of Owls are trying to control every single thing in the city to make things more orderly. Maybe they see that as safer or better. But they're fucking meddlers! And the worst kind of meddlers are those that believe too strongly without consideration that they may be wrong. Kind of like the Operative in Serenity. Boy, that guy was a literal tool, wasn't he?
Nightwing #9 Rating: No change. It was a good comic but Nightwing is like the employee that always works hard and never gets rewarded for it because everyone expects a high level of competency from him. And I hate that attitude so I should give Nightwing a +1 Ranking for being consistently good, shouldn't I? Well, maybe I did and maybe didn't give Nightwing a +1 Ranking. It's not like anyone reading this remembers where Nightwing was in the Rankings before this was posted! How does anyone even know I ever change them at all? That's a lot of busy work and I'm too busy for busy work.
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