Yet another Liefeld book where his Inkers, Adelso Corona and Jacob Bear, get not mention on the cover. What a dick.
A group of heavy smoking underworld figures have gotten together to plan Deathstroke's death.
Okay, one point for Liefeld. This made me chuckles since I'm constantly unsure about which superhero names include the article. Is it Batman or The Batman?!
This was sort of funny as well. A crime lord sleeping peacefully and not having to worry about his fucking major international crime! I guess Deathstroke is the only person in the DCnU stopping arms shipments. But, you know, moron, you could just hire Deathstroke to protect your arms shipment! Then you could sleep peacefully knowing they'd be safe! Dumb dumb.
Hopefully this comic just doesn't become a series of pissing contests between Slade and the next bad-ass to come along. I say this because I already know Lobo is on the cover of Issue Ten because people think it's awesome to see pictures from upcoming storylines and then share it around because it's cool to be the first to know something. I wish I could follow more Comic Book Tumblrs to discuss comic books with other people but everyone is always talking about what's coming next. And I like to learn about what's coming next by reading about it! So thanks for all of the Alan Scott spoilers as well, internet!
So many fun things to check out in Rob's new story so quickly that I'm overwhelmed with the giddies! You all know what the giddies are! It's when you feel like a twelve year old girl about to experience her first orgasm. From self-pleasure or horseback riding, you sickos! Unless that still makes you a sicko thinking about it that way! If any of this sentence was offensive, just pretend you never read it. May I recommend drinking some alcohol and taking a few Rohypnol to help erase the memory? The only problem with that is once you've forgotten, you'll have forgotten reading this
The first thing Liefeld decides to do is give
Filling a gaping wound with blood might help if you do it correctly but the money stuffed in there would be better spent having a doctor, you know, put the blood in you correctly. And closing up that gaping wound.
Deathstroke now has Liefeld Face. You can see where David Finch learned to draw men.
Deathstroke keeps a framed picture of his wife in his trench coat along with grenades, knives, guns, ammunition, and rocket launchers.
Note Deathstroke's clenched fists? Every shot of his hand, it has been in a fist excluding that one where he's holding the picture. And the guy attacking Deathstroke gets to have open fists because he has pointy talon-like fingers which Liefeld loves to draw.
This guy attacking Slade seems awfully familiar. But not in that, "Haven't I seen him in a DC Comic somewhere in the past?" It's more like, "Hasn't Sabretooth already been created over in the Marvel Universe?"
Say "Cheese" as angrily as you can!
This Sabretooth wanna-be is not the only person attacking Deathstroke in the cemetery. He senses more so he yells, "Armor up!" which means, well, taking off the trench coat. Oh, and putting on the mask! Can't forget putting on the mask!
I'm beginning to realize that Mr. Deadborn isn't going to risk his life for the ten million dollars! He's going to hire lots and lots and lots of other killers to take out Deathstroke for him. That's why everyone was calling it "The Extinction Agenda." Wasn't that the name of an X-Men storyline? And isn't sending lots of people to kill Slade Wilson what was going on previously except in a more boring fashion because each killer was named Legacy? But now it'll be exciting with lots and lots and lots of cool new villains created by someone else but revamped in Liefeld's style! And they'll all be battling Deathstroke!
Is he being attacked by toddlers?
Excuse me. Is he being evaluated by toddlers?
While Deathstroke gives the readers a quick primer on who he is and what his powers are (you know, in case they've forgotten by the 9th issue. Or does Rob Liefeld think that a shitload of new readers are going to follow him to this comic so he thinks all the new Rob Liefeld fans need an update on who Deathstroke is?), he's suddenly attacked by someone with Telekinetic Powers. This takes him by surprise even though, in just the previous panel, he mentioned how he knows his opponents movements before they make them. Whoops!
Why would you expect a higher level Telekinetic to have Telepathy? And how long does it take to get to Level 7? I've never role-played a Telekinetic.
What must the Inker (whose name didn't appear on the cover) think when he has to ink over this picture by Liefeld?
Meet the team
Deathstroke heads back to the Omegas' facility where he meets their head of security. She's the one that couldn't keep Lobo locked up and why they now need Deathstroke.
Does Slade feel he's being disappointing because he's asking his question or because he's so tiny with widdle bitty foots?
The final pages of the issue tell Lobo's story: how he ended up in the prison and how he escaped and what he plans to do now that he's free. I'll just scan some pictures from it and then get to my Rating.
Looks like Lobo received a nice cleansing of his past in the New 52 reboot if he's been stuck on Earth for many years. Was Lobo the cause of the Roswell crash?
Well, not your entire race! There is that one female Czarnian in the Red Lantern Corps. But your genocide of the Czarnians probably filled her with the rage that turned her into a Red Lantern.
I don't know who Sheba is!
Why do all of Liefeld's male characters grimace in the exact same weird way?
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