Thursday, February 11, 2016

Constantine the Hellblazer #9


Typical laundrymat.

Rating: No change.

I don't feel like I learned anything from this issue. Some people lied to John and then John lied to some people. That's the kind of wacky thing that's always happening in the pages of this comic book. Also there were a bunch of demons that wanted to take John's soul. Lucifer Morningstar was almost mentioned by name which means He's almost canon in the DC Youniverse! Not that everything isn't already canon thanks to Convergence. I think. Maybe that's wrong. Anyway, Constantine winds up in--SPOILER!--Faerie! That probably means he's going to have sex with lots of elf girls and boys and maybe sentient mushrooms too. And by "girls" and "boys" I mean faerie men and women but they're so fey that you can't call them "men" or "women"! They have to be referred to as girls or boys or mushrooms.

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