I think these adult coloring book covers were a message to colorists. "See? The fans can do your stupid job."
The Darkseid War has officially gone on for too long. You can tell because one of the characters is having a baby and that's always the death knell for a sitcom and/or a war. Geoff Johns really didn't know where he was going with this when he began it, did he? He just sat in a bar and made a list of bullet points of things he thought would make fans come in their pants.
- Kill Darkseid.
- Make Batman sit in a chair.
- Have a Mother Box try to fuck Hal Jordan.
- Have a race between The Flash and Black Racer.
- Let Lex rule Apokolips
- Explain Darkseid's chair fetish by making the Mobius Chair the Anti-monitor's chair which passes on the Anti-Life Equation through a person's buttocks.
- Have Ultraman boof some Kryptonite.
- Let Wonder Woman narrate so I can have her point out the similarities between epics of old and this story that I'm writing which will surely be a modern day epic.
- Comment on Aquaman by leaving him out completely. Fucking loser.
- Buy a bunch more hats with the money I make.
The Justice League spends most of this issue punching Anti-Beings in the face. I think that usually causes the universe to explode due to some made-up antimatter/matter thing but it's okay for this story. Also a big section of Gotham has been Crisis on Infinite Earthed so that might be a big deal later. You know what? I doubt it will be. Fuck the people of Gotham. They know what they're risking by living there.
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