Some Urban Legends Batwoman didn't fight: The Spider Nest in The Beehive Hairdo Lady, The Exploding Biscuits Woman, The Ate The Other Guy's Cookies Dude, The Microwaved Poodle, The Flashing Headlights Gangbanger, and The Kidney Stealing Organ Salesman.
Am I now writing fan fiction? Just be thankful I didn't pull out my
After the kiss, Sune decides to kill Falchion. This is Batwoman's reaction to the murder:
Oh please. You just blew out his fucking eyeball which easily could have killed him. You can't have a shocked reaction to Sune finishing him off. It's not allowed.
Eighteen hours prior to Batwoman judging Sune, Maggie (Kate (Batwoman!) Kane's girlfriend!) was speaking with Commissioner Gordon about the case of the missing children. It seems everyone wants her off the case, even Mayor Hady. Who fucking cares? Mayor Hady is a prick. Gordon tells Maggie to imagine the newest girl found dead was Maggie's own child and to use that drive to get the case solved. So Maggie makes a phone call.
Looks like Maggie has a daughter of her own. Unless she calls her son Pixie. Just saying! Not judging!
If you don't want to try and read all of that small print, let me summarize for you: "Waa waa waa waa waa waa I loved my non-gay daughter better!" By the way, I cried for three days when my first cat died. So there!
No, fuck it. She's a cunt.
After a brief hiatus where Maro (Sune's Brother and Falchion's Warlock!) transforms Killer Croc into Mutant Killer Babylonian Sobek Devourer Crocodile in the Sewers Urban Legend Monster Man, the action returns to Batwoman where Sune claims only Falchion's sword can finish him. But Batwoman won't let Sune kill him with it. And then Sune springs the big twist surprise that everybody saw coming, especially because she screwed up Batwoman's fight against Falchion when Batwoman had the upper hand by throwing that darkness bomb last issue.
Surprise! Sune has her own agenda! Biggest shocker of The New 52, amirite?
SUPER DUPER SUPER CLOSE TWINSIES!