The New Titans currently consist of Raven’s mom Arella, Jericho’s dad Deathstroke, Gar’s dad Steve Dayton (also known as The Freshmaker), some laundry with a hocky mask, and Pantha (whose tail seems to come directly out of her asshole (which is fine by me. It's so hot!). So the lineup has changed a little bit! What hasn’t changed is that they’re still battling fucking Wildebeest. I’m bewildered by Marv Wolfman’s love of Wildebeest! Did he think he was building a money-making franchise on this character?!
Next issue is the big reveal of the identity of Wildebeest! It’s so shocking that you’ll demand fifteen pages of explication to explain how the fuck it could possibly be that person! You won’t get it though. Although Revealed Wildebeest does say (without the use of sign language or anything! Oh shit. Was that a spoiler?!) at one point next issue, “Think about it and it will make sense!” I did. It didn’t.
Next issue is the big reveal of the identity of Wildebeest! It’s so shocking that you’ll demand fifteen pages of explication to explain how the fuck it could possibly be that person! You won’t get it though. Although Revealed Wildebeest does say (without the use of sign language or anything! Oh shit. Was that a spoiler?!) at one point next issue, “Think about it and it will make sense!” I did. It didn’t.
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