I still hate the title of this comic book.
• I think this comic book is about the Titans gathering together at their old clubhouse and taking peyote.
• You know what? That would be a better comic book than this!
• Not that this is a terrible comic book. It's just unnecessary! I mean, it's totally necessary! But it shouldn't ever have had to have been necessary! If DC hadn't allowed Scott Lobdell and Tom DeFalco and Howard Mackie and Will Pfeifer to screw up the Titans so horribly, they never would have needed this mystic story of the Titans remembering how there was a universe where they didn't completely suck.
• I'm making a pretty huge assumption about a universe where the Titans never completely sucked. Because I'm rereading Wolfman's eighties revival of them and--hoo boy!--do they stink it up! And they've only gotten worse since the issues hit the 1990s! The editors actually think by taking Jericho's sideburns, they're bringing him into the nineties! He just looks like a right turd without them!
• I just realized that the cover looks like Arsenal and Gronk (or whatever the fuck his caveman name is. I don't care if I'm being insensitive to Caveman Culture!) have actually just taken peyote! I didn't realize that when I claimed that that was what this book was about.
• I recently finished watching the second season of Young Justice and my biggest complaint is that they concentrate on the legacy characters too much.
• That last bullet point is a stupid joke and not evidence of my stupidity. Dum-dum.
• Mal sings a song and the rest of the Titans are all, "Hey! I know that tune! It's awful!"
• Donna Troy doesn't seem to remember that she's supposed to have taken the place of The Fates. I think.
• How is Donna Troy going to remember something that happened five years before she was created from clay? I think it's time for one of DC's traditional Who is Donna Troy/Wonder Girl?! stories!
• DC should just make Kid Flash time travel to change continuity into something they can live with.
• The guy with the stupid mustache works for some organization called Diablo and he decides they need to kill the Titans to keep Mister Twister from entering their reality.
• Diablo is Team Rocket?
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