Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The New Teen Titans #10 (July 1985)



In this issue, three Titans have sex, two want to have sex but can’t find a partner, and one refuses to have sex no matter how hard Kole rubs her vagina in Joseph Wilson’s face. Needless to say, they do no heroing. You see, Marv Wolfman seems to have simply wanted to write The X-Men. But since The X-Men takes place at a school where mutants are learning to control their powers, it isn’t necessarily supposed to be about being a super hero group. So a lot of action can take place that doesn’t involve saving people’s lives. But The Teen Titans specifically joined up to make the world a better place. Which is something they never do because they’re constantly dealing with their relationship problems and their baggage and the threats against the team brought on by the different members. Just save one person not affiliated with your team, guys, and I’ll call it a heroic act! Just one!

Number of Times The Titans Saved The World For Reasons Other Than Self-Preservation or Some Selfish Interest: 0 for 10.

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