Inna future, Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis write all of da comic books because dey write the best knock knock jokes!
Knock knock!
Knock knock?
Knock knock!
Oh! Who dere?
Knock knock!
WHO DERE?!
Da mailman!
Is dere pizza?
Pizza who?
Inna future, comic books has no words because they are projected right into our brains!
Inna future, da Earth was taken over by da monkeys! But dey cibilization cowwapsed because dey couldn't get not thing done because evverbudy was always pointing at dem and saying, "Wook at da cwute monkey!" So den Earth became a prison planet and evverbudy stopped pointing and shut up so they wud not get shivered in the showers.
Inna future, dere is no crime because der is no things to steal! You can't steal informations! Oh yeahs! Inna future, everyting is informations!
Inna future, alls we has is funs!
Inna future, da Jussus Leeg has ta fight da living compooter named Coeval! All of da bad guys, inna future, are compooters. None of us babies can commit crime because we don't not ever leave da big baby room! We don'ts needs ta ever leave because we just tink da thing and the thing happens. If we needs to poopsies, we tink, "I needs ta poopsies!" And den da compooter teleports da poopsies out of our stomachs and into Phoenix because Phoenix is where we keep all of our poopsies now. Inna future, nobody is souprised by this cause even in da past, Phoenix was full of poopsies. Inna future, we calls da racists poopsies!
Inna future, dere are no racists! Except for dat one compooter. But nobody likes dat compooter because he is a dick.
Dis is jus like da future! How dey know? Nobody nevered visited Keef Kitten and Jim Dematties by transportal televisions!
Inna future, ours parents is a lot like Coeval! Day has no hearts because dey are compooter programs! Inna future, we have no smarts phones because we practically are smarts phones! One days inna past, a science man thought, "Whys we gottsa always be touching scweens ta get da infomations dat we never learned at da schoolings and never was curious ta learns on our ownsies because wes were too busy tryings ta be famous on da Murica's Top Idols? Touching scweens takes too long!" So da scientist man mades us all inta smart phones so we never had ta know nothing ever. We jus go, "Hewwo, fwiend!" And our fwiend goes, "Hewwo!" And den we says, "Did you hear da word 'servile'? I wonder what dat means?!" And den we both go, "Oh! Dat's what it means!" Because remember inna future, you juss tink stuff and den you know it!
Inna future, nobodys heart does go on and on because dere is no need for love. Da compooters makes all of da babies in da matter rematterer. It is located in Phoenix. But sometimes we still gets crushes ons each other. But inna future, we all looks alike so sometimes we gets crushes on mirrors.
Inna future, nobwody looks like Locus! Looking at her makes me hungry for yoguht!
Inna Jussus Leeg 300000, da Jussus Leeg have been taken to a virtual space so dat Coeval can talk to dem directly. Inna future, dere is no difference between reality and virtual reality. Inna future, da Matrix is a comedy. Why do they care what level of reality is real? If you can't never tell, you juss stop worryings about it. Are wes all in a compooter simulation? Inna future, nobody philosophizes because what ifs are only relevant in Knock Knock jokes. Inna future, if dere is anudder reality underneath da big baby compooter room, why does it matter? Inna future, we has everyting we needs in da big baby compooter room! Inna future, somebody sometimes says, "But don'ts we wants to know the troof?" And den everabuddy laughs and laughs and farts and laughs. Inna future, dat is always a good Knock Knock Joke.
Inna future, sometimes a compooter makes a gwammatical mistake. But since we get all our information from da compooters, it isn't a mistake. If a compooter says "a opportunity" enough times, den dats what it becomes! And we dun never knowed the difference because we gets all our information from da compooters!
Inna future, da Flash doesn't make any speed punses! Cadmusworld must not be very good at recreating peoples. Inna future, wes are all jus clones of da same peoples because individual genes don't matter. Inna future, wes all knows the same stuff because we knows nothing but we has access to everyting! But wes don't need to know it all the times so we just tell Knock Knock Jokes and eats da yoguhts until we needs ta know someting. Den, inna future, we's jus says, "Compooter? What's da squared roots of Huckleberry Finn?" And da compooter tells us and den we tells our friends and pretends like we'd knowed the answer the whole time. Inna future, we are all very impressed by each other.
Inna future, Gween Lantern isn't dead at all! He's been faking it. Inna future, nobody dies. At least we don't tink nobody dies. Inna future, it's hard to tell because we all looks alike and nobody can count very high. But inna Jussus Leeg, Gween Lantern is going to rescue the other Jussus Leeg members because he's not dead and not a piece of jewelry either! So he bweaks the Jussus Leeg out of Virtual Reality Jail and saves da day! Or at least creates the morning that will allow the Jussus Leeg to save the rest of the day. Inna future, we has no morning! Aldough all wes eat is breakfast foods wit yoguht. So maybe all the day is the morning part of day!
Jussus Leeg 300000 #6 Rating: Inna future, we don't never rate anything as better or worse than anything else. Everyting jus is da ting dat it is and dat's dat!
