What a shiny gold cover! And it says "Special Collectors' Edition" right on it! This comic book must be worth a mint now!
Oh wait. This very special collectors' edition is actually the 2nd printing which no collector in their right mind would want to fucking collect! Stupid DC Comics! What a scam!
Luckily the story inside more than makes up for the scam cover! At least that's what I'm telling myself now that I feel like a huge loser for buying this issue. Stupid nineteen year old me! Idiot! Jerk! Dumb dumb!
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