Crap. Prepare for another reboot!
Tell it to the jury, sicko!
It was probably just a time travel accident. Those happen all the time.
But do you have time to compare your DNA to Frye's? It'll just take two panels!
Maybe he just turned it on and searched the room while it booted. And before he can get back to checking it out, he finds an old file on The Keystone Killer which includes paternity results for Barry Allen! The Keystone Killer is Barry's dad?
Captain Frye means to kill himself after he's possessed by The Keystone Killer. But The Flash stupidly ends that plan by stealing Frye's grenades. Then Deadman crashes a house in the park and hits the Keystone Killer with a vase. Then a juggling bear comes out on a unicycle which is totally the best part. Although Deadman singing an Alice Cooper song from Zipper Catches Skin almost beats the bear.
"...sweety." If anybody is going to a Con anytime soon where Agustin Padilla will be appearing, can you get him to draw a juggling bear on a unicycle in this issue and send it to me? Thanks!
And it's not Captain Frye! It was all a subterfuge of lying lies that needed to exist so the ghost could be outsmarted if it ever returned! You can never be too careful with ghosts. I hope everybody is already preparing for the day it escapes the House of Mystery. If it wants to escape. It actually looked pretty happy trapped in its room with other ghosts to play with. But that isn't the end to all the lies! Captain Frye and Barry's dad have one more!
I knew it! Barry killed his mother in a freak time traveling accident! Except it wasn't an accident, was it? Barry had to kill her to prevent the Flashpoint World! He just doesn't remember doing it anymore. Or he has yet to remember doing it. Or he doesn't yet remember having done it soon?