How did Dan DiDio lose control of his comic book company?! He would never have approved of G'nort being a part of The New 52!
I think sometimes my similes go a little further than they actually need to.
Currently in Larfleeze, everybody wants Stargrave the Butler for themselves. Larfleeze does not want anybody to have Stargrave the Butler but himself. That takes care of the conflict! I suppose the resolution is going to involve a lot of fighting and lot of panels of Stargrave saying sarcastic and annoying bullshit.
Get ready for twenty pages of panels like this!
The good thing about the House of Tuath-Dan gathering on the Planet of Sad Robots is G'nort is on his way there right now! Good old G'nort! He'll make this comic book funny if he has to pull his dick out!
See? You thought I was joking! I'm fairly certain when he says "ringy ding" he means "penis." He might mean asshole but it would be just as funny if he pulled that out too!
Cooties are just more things you can own, Larfleeze!
Why would that have mattered? Fuck high school! That place is full of assholes!