Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!

“You know how hard it is to read this horrible Teen Titans comic book when I have so many other things to do? It’s fucking torture, people! And guess how much money I make taking this bullet for you good-for-nothing slackers?! Let me see. Hmm. How do you work a calculator when you’re drunk? What is money multiplied by zero? Is that anything?”