Remember when people were up in arms about DC's new logo and then they immediately forgot about it and now nobody remembers what the old logo looked like at all?
I'm hoping Ray Fawkes and the Constantine editors have realized how limiting The New 52 is on Constantine and are beginning to cut his ties with the other characters. Last issue, Constantine removed a spell placed on him by Zatanna to be a better person. That sounds like a step in the right direction since two of my problems with him right now are his love for Zatanna and his need to be a mystic cop for the DC Universe. The further he distances himself, the better Constantine will be.
Winding up in World War I is a good start.
Even though Constantine is now 100 years in the past, he's still thinking about time as if it's still currently running in San Dimas. He thinks that while sitting on the beach in Dar es Salaam in 1914, events he planned to take down Sargon and Tannarak and the Cult of the Cold Flame are taking place in 2014. I don't think that's how time works, John! I mean, well, wait. Maybe it is? I suppose whatever happens in 2014 happens in 2014 no matter what. So John can speculate on how the events played out even if they won't play out for another 100 years. And he could be right or he could be wrong or he could just light up a cigarette and realize he can't do anything about it in his current situation anyway.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn know more about history than Constantine?
Foghorn Leghorn had a posh accent?
Didn't Doctor Occult die in the House of Secrets? Poor House of Secrets! What did it ever do to get itself completely ignored by The New 52. It was supposed to reappear in All Star Western but that story changed for some reason. Hopefully the reason was because The House of Secrets is going to get its own title soon! And it will be as good or better than the one by Steven T. Seagle back in whenever that series came out!
When John is transported back through time, he tries to muck with Occult's spell so that he arrives in the time and place where John wants and not where Doctor Occult planned. In the process, he loses his Foghorn Leghorn Moonblade which remains in 1914 with Doctor Occult. Constantine shoots right past his arrival date and five years into the future so that he can be one of the few characters that's really participating in his Futures End comic book as opposed to the other heroes whose issues are just fantasy and speculation. I think. Or something.
Constantine #17 Rating: No change. Too bad Tannarak and The Cult of the Cold Flame got away again! Because that means they're still going to be involved in this comic book and I'm completely bored with them as antagonists. And what's up with Tannarak and that stupid blindfold? Does he have assholes for eyes? Man, I miss Hellblazer!
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