I hate the fucking Selfie Variants.
Here's my ALS Challenge:
THE ICE IS A METAPHOR FOR MY EXISTENCE
As it touches the back of my neck, I remember never being touched.
Enveloped in shocking, instantaneous but diffusive pain, I cherish the embrace.
Tickling down my nerves, enjoying the sensation of feeling something, anything.
Puddling around my feet, the moment gone, something lost, everything missing.
I challenge Jesus, my father, and my crippling lack of self-worth.
The Green Lantern Corps have access to the most powerful weapon in the universe but they still use adhesive bandages for treating minor scrapes and contusions.
On Mogo, Hal now has to figure out what to do with all of the Green Lantern enemies who helped the Green Lanterns in the war against the Durlans. He can't just lock them all up again after they helped out. But he also can't trust them to not go off and enslave an innocent planet. So he assigns Van Daggley-doo as their parole officer.
Meanwhile on Cheorg, some cosmic zookeepers hired by the Durlans have abandoned their post and let the creatures go free. One of those creatures is Fatality.
The others are ex-cast members of Lilo and Stitch.
You don't know men at all, Yrra! Unless "eyes" is the word for "penis" in your native language!
Love making! Who thought up that euphemism for riding the wet stagecoach? Pillorying the platypus! Staunching the love wound? Capitulating to the lowest common denominator? Am I even close to any actual phrases used to describe fucking? The beast with one lower abdomen and too many feet?
Fatality leaves John to stand around blubbering about love and how the poets got it all wrong and how this is the worst thing that ever happened to him except for maybe that time his kitten died in his arms. Hopefully DC will never tell that story! I'm getting blubbery myself just remembering that it isn't a real story but now I think it is.
Green Lantern Corps #34 Rating: +1 Ranking. It was only a matter of time before John and Yrra's relationship fell apart. Remember that nobody can ever be in a happy, successful, mutually satisfying relationship! And I don't mean just DC Characters! That's a life lesson I'm handing out for free today! The biggest lie society has told you is that you need somebody else to make your life satisfying! Not that you can't enjoy being with other people. But make sure that you love yourself more than you love anybody else. I think that's a surefire way to
My word! What a rant you've been on lately. Does somebody need a cookie? And by "cookie", of course, I mean "hand job".
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what you mean! I can provide my own hand jobs to myself! I'd rather have the cookie!
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