The Gloved Mist!
This issue is part IV of V. That means there are, what? X issues left?
It must be confusing to learn Roman Numerals and Algebra at the same time. Why am I trying to figure out what X equals?! It's ten!
Now that the Super Bowl is going to stop using Roman Numerals, how are Americans going to learn them?!
Nothing Legend says makes sense. I think that's his super power.
Too bad for Legend, Ya'wara is busy running errands for Vostok-10 and Kahina in the Land of the Dead.
"While we're waiting for the last couple of relics to appear, let me tell you my secret weakness!"
The stories of Sherlock Holmes were written to be pure homoerotica, right? Was I reading them correctly?
Legend tells even more of his story to ensure that defeating him is easy. The magic is wearing down in his suit of armor and he'll be dead soon if he doesn't forge a new suit of armor out of the Relics' gold. Then he'll be immortal! And ostentatious!
Quit whining! He's only half dead! Take off his pants and get busy. But you probably need to hurry or it's going to get really weird.
"Don't worry! I'm not a medic but my imaginary friend is!"
Ya'wara finally returns from the Land of the Dead. She probably arrived near the other Relics since Legend's greatest granddaughter took them to melt them down. When Ya'wara arrives, she's beset upon by Russian robots that probably wanted to call her a trespasser but the Russian word was too big so they just went with calling her a "violator" or a "breaker" or something. Who knows? I don't speak robot Russian!
Actually, Ya'wara is on the moon in Vostok-Ten's old moon base. I think he took over Eclipso's old haunt once Eclipso realized that the Dark Side of the Moon didn't mean what he thought it meant. She explores for a bit until she discovers the person on the cover.
Except this person doesn't have gloves. And Aquaman isn't here. So maybe this isn't the new teammate seen on the cover! Although this is the last page of the comic book. Comic books are confusing!
Aquaman and the Others #4 Rating: No change. I did enjoy this issue more than any of the others! I don't know why though. I think reviewers are supposed to know why something is good or bad or better or worse. But it's possible that this issue was no better than any of the others and I was just in a better mood! Now that's an honest review!