Silly Grifter. Who brings a knife to a Midnighter fight?
This issue had better be two panels long. Midnighter hitting Grifter and Grifter's head exploding. The end. Comic book cancelled.
Grifter and Midnighter wind up in a desert after teleporting from the Eye of the Storm. I hope it's the Gobi Desert for my own personal reasons and interests. Although it doesn't look like it. It'll probably end up being the Sahara. Why is that desert so popular? It's a fucking whore is what.
I guess the sand is too hot. So Grifter will be jumping around like this all issue.
Although judging by the size of his sun, they didn't teleport to Earth. Or maybe Marat Mychael's just can't draw a sun the way he can draw fingers.
Apollo, Charlie, and The Engineer realize that Midnighter and Grifter are going to simply keep telporting to various points on the globe because Grifter impregnated Charlie with a virus to fuck up its teleport mechanism. Why did Grifter do this? Who cares.
It looks like Marat Mychaels spent all of his skill points on drawing fingers because he definitely doesn't know how to draw The Engineer. Yuck!
Why does DC hate Grifter fans?
That's something Apollo has never heard Midnighter say ever.
Apparently Marat Mychaels believes cavemen populate Tokyo.
And they never will find themselves in any of those places because Charlie fixes his teleportation system and teleports Midnighter back to the Eye of the Storm. And just when Grifter was beginning to believe he could win the fight. Sure you could, Grifter. We'll give you this one because it's your own title and it's already headed for the trash heap. Charlie teleports Grifter somewhere else and says what DC, the creative team, and every fucking intellectually honest reader of this comic book has been thinking for the last year.
Fuck I hope he's better written wherever DC decides to stick his ass when this title is cancelled.
Grifter #14 Rating: -1 Ranking. The story was boring. The art was bad. The fight between Grifter and Midnighter was barely even a fight. It was a lot of interruptions with Grifter Narration Boxing how he actually had a chance to defeat Midnighter. But then editorial probably said Grifter was in no way allowed to defeat Midnighter ever again so they get separated instead of having a satisfying conclusion to the conflict where nobody at all is satisfied.