I wonder how quickly I can finish my Convergence commentaries?!
Of course you wouldn't because you're all assholes.
I wish Telos's game had simply been a test. All the heroes that chose not to play his game and decided to save everybody would get to live. The others would wind up back in a dome, all together, for the rest of their lives. The whole "violence solves problems" philosophy is the thing I hate most about comic books. Except Scott Lobdell's writing. That's probably slightly worse.
Blue Beetle gives back the gobstopper and wins it all!
This issue is called "Punchline" because Justice League International are jokers. But we all know what the real punchline of a Justice League International series is, right? Dead League members!
Blue Beetle can't get Kingdom Come Wonder Woman to lay down her sword but he does at least convince her to have their Heroclix battle on the desert map instead of the Metropolis map. She gathers up her unique Heroclix buddies while common Heroclix Beetle heads back to his mostly common group to give them the bad news. At least they have Martian Manhunter! He's a powerful unique figure!
They fight for awhile until Blue Beetle finds himself thrown off the edge of the map by Wonder Woman where he meets up with other Blue Beetle.
I really don't remember Kingdom Come. I thought Kingdom Come Ted Kord was just a fat old man.
After the earthquake, it seems Telos's battle bots no longer care about keeping the contestants of Multiversal Thunderdome in the arena. So Blue Beetle and Blue Beetle head back to the Heroclix map where they find Justice League International has been handily defeated. Again. And again. And, also, again.
That means that every Pre-Zero Hour combatant has lost their fight. Pre-Zero Hour is the worst! But once again, they've only surrendered and gone home to wait for Metropolis to stop existing. But they all seem pretty upbeat about it. I suppose Ted is upbeat because he's going to get some birthday sex from Fire!
Or a crappy surprise from Booster. I guess that's just as good.
Divergence: Justice League 3001
"It's one year later as we travel deeper into the future with Justice League 3001!"
Isn't it clever? They added one year to it! Bwa ha ha!
Clark and Teri are out on a date. Ariel and Bruce are along as chaperones. Bruce is probably there to tell Clark he's an idiot a few times as well.
Close enough. Drink!
Close enough again! Double drink! And eat a cookie!
Yay! Guy Gardner! With boobs! And...I'm going out on a limb here but I think I'm probably right...a vagina!
Oh hey! I'm a woman too now! I get to say sexist stuff too! Hooray!
I don't know, how many can you?;)
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