Futures End #40

Did somebody say limericks?!

Each week I read Futures End,
Wondering when it will end,
Why'd I rhyme 'end'?
With another 'end'?
This is the fifth line so "The End!"

Did somebody say "the end"? And poetic?! I think I already covered that!

One time I swore I was psychic,
And I tried to pick up a bi chick.
Not in the mood,
To fuck a dude,
She glanced at me and uttered, "Like, ick."

Superman left John in Smallville,
Where some tiny guys wanted a tall kill.
John summoned a boar,
Made of hellfire and more,
To eat so many it would fall ill.

Next Ray Palmer's Stormwatch arrives,
Right in front of the Justice League's eyes,
To warn of an attack,
By Mega-Brainiac,
Which is when The Engineer changes sides.

Do people still quote that line in Aliens where Pessimistic Marine shouts, "Game over, man! Game over!"? Because that could work here.

"JL's spybots worse than Darkseid?"
The snarky headline on Fark cried
Superman said,
"We'd rather be dead!"
But now we all know that Clark lied.

Terrific thought uSpheres would sell,
More phones than Alexander Graham Bell.
But Brainiac's brand,
Came crashing to land.
And Terrifitech's stock fucking fell.

Get your Brainiac Brand uSpheres! Get 'em while they're hot!

Batman and Tim and Plastique,
Stopped by Terrifitech for a peek.
Finding everyone dead,
Tim Drake, he said,
"Holy shit guys are we up a creek."

The Engineer, once more, has a virus,
That changes her fonts to Papyrus,
Which might be absurd,
But her senses it blurred,
Which is why she finds Hawkman desirous.

Every story she's in, Angie's hacked.
If I were her boss, she'd be sacked.
The problem, you see,
She installed McAfee.
Because common sense, Angie lacked.

One of these Others is not like the others!

If this comic were full of just men sex.
Fucked and sucked on gay golden decks.
It'd be easier to buy,
Then the League with this guy.
Who'd believe the League'd hire Vostok X (X?).

Lois Lane has yet another scoop:
"The World Is Going to Poop!"
But her website is down,
So everyone in town,
Will have to be out of the loop.

The spheres dropped all over Manhattan,
Formed a grid that everyone was trapped in.
Some machinery appeared,
Around Lois's ears,
And another Brainiac was begatten.

"Is that a bird?" said a German.
"No, it's a plane!" said Ms. Werhman.
Up in the sky,
They all heard the cry,
"This looks like a job for Superman!"

He's back! The man not behind the mask!

Futures End #40 Rating: +1 Ranking. Things are really beginning to pick up now. Oh, finish this one yourself, you sick pup cow. I'm going to bed before I get dead from making up another rhyme off "pick up now."