Ancient Texts From the Only Redeeming Feature on Facebook: Facebook Memories
October 21st Edition
October 21st Edition
October 21st, 2021
This caption isn't part of the memory. Just wanted to say I drew that Green Gryphon logo myself!
October 21st, 2020
I've been "caught" "masturbating" on film thirteen times and let me tell you "twelve" of those times I was "tucking" in my "shirt."
October 21st, 2019
I will fight you to the death in support of saying "DC Comics" over just "DC." It's absolutely not the same as saying "PIN number" and "ATM mouth."
October 21st, 2019
People love to make statements that make them sound above it all. Statements that let them get away with sounding like a logical and rational person while really exposing the terrible things they believe.
October 21st, 2019
I think my life is a version of The Matrix but I'm actually five years old in a kindergarten cubby hole dreaming my entire adult life. Man, I can't fucking wait to wake up and play another round of "Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?"
October 21st, 2019
It would be narcissistic for me to remember every single word I've ever written!
October 21st, 2019
"You know why I don't punch people on the street? Because then I'd be like people who punch people on the street!" is a pretty lazy code of ethics. Even "I don't punch people on the street because I don't want to be punched on the street" would be better and even that's pretty much the bare minimum of being a good person. How about Superman doesn't treat bad guys like they treat people because he follows the teachings of Jesus, especially the bit about how the man with no sin should cast the first stone. And, no, that doesn't mean righteous people get to act like assholes, Tumblr. It means everybody should have a chance to redeem themselves and their past horrible behavior. It's an anti-death penalty statement made at a public execution. And it's not because Jesus doesn't want people to become like the convicted! It's because he understands that everybody throwing rocks has, at some point, done something for which they've needed forgiveness. And the only way to get forgiveness is to earn it through works and actions. And you can't do that if a bunch of self-righteous assholes on Twitter murder you with stones.
October 21st, 2019
The Jedi's main weapon is the lightsaber which looks like a baseball bat. Did none of them ever think, "Hey! The Death Star looks like a giant baseball! What if we build a really fucking huge lightsaber?!"
Comment by me underneath this: "Shit, their training apparatus was a mini-death star that shoots lasers that Jedi must block. How could they not think about making a massive lightsaber to block Death Star bolts?! Fucking idiots. Dark Side all the way!
October 21st, 2019
At least one Jedi uses the Jedi mind trick like Rohypnol.
October 21st, 2019
Been binge watching RuPaul's Drag Race so now every single RuPaul song is stuck in my head.
October 21st, 2019
If I were a wrestler, my catchphrase would be "Taste the painbow!"
October 21st, 2018
It's a call for civility if you're a Republican trying to get somebody to stop saying things you don't want to hear. But it's political correctness gone mad if somebody tries to tell them to stop saying things they love to say.
October 21st, 2018
Conservatives don't flinch when the government makes laws that screw a segment of the population. But if a thirteen year old on Tumblr tells them they can't say retard, they think it's the end of the fucking world.
October 21st, 2012
My 24 Hour Comic Book for 24 Hour Comic Book Day
LINK!
October 21st, 2012
Three hours left to ink. This is the scary part. Should I have left all of the inking for when I was dead tired? #24hcd
I've been "caught" "masturbating" on film thirteen times and let me tell you "twelve" of those times I was "tucking" in my "shirt."
October 21st, 2019
I will fight you to the death in support of saying "DC Comics" over just "DC." It's absolutely not the same as saying "PIN number" and "ATM mouth."
October 21st, 2019
People love to make statements that make them sound above it all. Statements that let them get away with sounding like a logical and rational person while really exposing the terrible things they believe.
October 21st, 2019
I think my life is a version of The Matrix but I'm actually five years old in a kindergarten cubby hole dreaming my entire adult life. Man, I can't fucking wait to wake up and play another round of "Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?"
October 21st, 2019
It would be narcissistic for me to remember every single word I've ever written!
October 21st, 2019
"You know why I don't punch people on the street? Because then I'd be like people who punch people on the street!" is a pretty lazy code of ethics. Even "I don't punch people on the street because I don't want to be punched on the street" would be better and even that's pretty much the bare minimum of being a good person. How about Superman doesn't treat bad guys like they treat people because he follows the teachings of Jesus, especially the bit about how the man with no sin should cast the first stone. And, no, that doesn't mean righteous people get to act like assholes, Tumblr. It means everybody should have a chance to redeem themselves and their past horrible behavior. It's an anti-death penalty statement made at a public execution. And it's not because Jesus doesn't want people to become like the convicted! It's because he understands that everybody throwing rocks has, at some point, done something for which they've needed forgiveness. And the only way to get forgiveness is to earn it through works and actions. And you can't do that if a bunch of self-righteous assholes on Twitter murder you with stones.
October 21st, 2019
The Jedi's main weapon is the lightsaber which looks like a baseball bat. Did none of them ever think, "Hey! The Death Star looks like a giant baseball! What if we build a really fucking huge lightsaber?!"
Comment by me underneath this: "Shit, their training apparatus was a mini-death star that shoots lasers that Jedi must block. How could they not think about making a massive lightsaber to block Death Star bolts?! Fucking idiots. Dark Side all the way!
October 21st, 2019
At least one Jedi uses the Jedi mind trick like Rohypnol.
October 21st, 2019
Been binge watching RuPaul's Drag Race so now every single RuPaul song is stuck in my head.
October 21st, 2019
If I were a wrestler, my catchphrase would be "Taste the painbow!"
October 21st, 2018
It's a call for civility if you're a Republican trying to get somebody to stop saying things you don't want to hear. But it's political correctness gone mad if somebody tries to tell them to stop saying things they love to say.
October 21st, 2018
Conservatives don't flinch when the government makes laws that screw a segment of the population. But if a thirteen year old on Tumblr tells them they can't say retard, they think it's the end of the fucking world.
October 21st, 2012
My 24 Hour Comic Book for 24 Hour Comic Book Day
LINK!
October 21st, 2012
Three hours left to ink. This is the scary part. Should I have left all of the inking for when I was dead tired? #24hcd
