Val-el's crotch is grossing me out.
I hate World's End! I haven't even opened the cover and it already has me talking about untoward subjects! Now I have to climb into the closet and beat myself for ten minutes. Be right back!
Okay, so when we last left this comic book, we were all extraordinarily happy to leave the comic book. We set it gently aside and smiled, seeing the rest of the World's End free week stretch out in front of us. But time is a methodical bastard and it betrays us over and over again. So before any of us knew it, a week had passed and here, once again, in our hands is another issue of World's End. It sits there taunting us with that word: end. Will it ever? For most of you, it probably ended weeks ago, possibly months ago when you realized this comic book had nothing to offer but pain and despair. So you left me to shoulder the burden, to trudge on ahead and clear the way. Fine. I'll go on without you. Without any of you! But if I find gold, it's mine, you hear?! All mine!
Wait! If it kills the inevitability of death, nobody can die! The world will be saved! New plan guys!
Meanwhile in Atom Shaven, Earth-2's last survivors have to deal with earthquakes and cave-ins. But that's going to happen when you decide to take refuge in the center of the Earth to survive the destruction of the Earth. Idiots.
Dick Grayson is still hunting for his son who he threw on a train with a bunch of strangers and decided not to get on the train for some reason. I thought he just didn't want his son anymore but now all he's doing is searching for him, so he must want him something awful. So why did he get rid of him in the first place then?
Constantine's friends, the ones he broke out of The Arkham Coma Cylinders, have some kind of plan in mind. Why did Constantine even bother to break them out? They didn't help him in any way! He was in London then he was breaking them out of Arkham then he was in Chicago and then he ditched them to go back to London! Why doesn't this comic book make any sense at all?!
From now on, I'm calling it Apokpolips. And Darkrseid. And New Genenesis. And Highghfagather.
We? Val-el is a pacifist. He just watched you destroy the army, Power Girl.
I think I might have jumped to the wrong conclusion because it seems Replacement Batman and The Huntress are searching one of Sloan's lairs. I blame this incomprehensible comic book for being both hard to follow and terribly written. And boring too!
I wish! Characters keep promising that it is the end but it never is the end! The story just keeps going and going!
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