This issue begins with Voodoo having sex with Fallon. She's wearing Evans body so I guess it's heterosexual fucking. Although Voodoo is a lizard alien being. Voodoo might not have a typical or atypical Earth gender! I'll keep referring to Voodoo as a she though since it's easier and she keeps appearing on the covers of her comics as a female.
Voodoo is humping Fallon for information! I wonder how Voodoo's fellow alien lizard people would view this situation. Is having sex with a human comparable to a human having sex with a giraffe? Or maybe it's more like a man fucking a sea cucumber. Or a woman having sex with a stalk of corn? Whatever. I bet it's pretty weird!
While Voodoo slips into the bathroom to change into something more comfortable...
Like female skin!
...Fallon gets a phone call from their boss letting her know that Evans was found dead in the strip club. Fallon kicks in the bathroom door but Voodoo has already beat it out the window.
Back at the club, a police office makes the obligatory Jackson Pollock joke to describe the bloody mess. Which causes me to make the obligatory use of the word obligatory. Jerks. This brief scene lets the reader know that Voodoo is currently being hunted by the Feds. Which helps to explain the next scene where Voodoo is thinking about getting out of New Orleans when she's hassled by a man (not The Man, just some pig. Not A PIG, just some horny guy. Not Etrigan! Just a jerk on the street!) and then shot in the shoulder by a tranquilizer dart.
These tiny people are the Black Razors! Except they're not really tiny. They just look tiny.
These armored Power Ranger Teletubby agents quickly get beat up by Voodoo as she transforms into Lizard Girl. They call in reinforcements. Reinforcements end up being some cigar smoking super power named Black Jack. He's kind of a cross between Captain Atom and Wolverine and Captain Planet. I'm assuming he's a big macho jerk.
He's not as big a prick as I thought he'd be.
Fallon tells him to hang back and he does, no complaints. Good soldier! Fallon then goes in to collect Voodoo on her own. And fails, of course. They fight a bit and then Voodoo leaves looking like Fallon. She gives the safe word (Ripley. Ha ha) and makes her escape. Fallon emerges a minute or so later and all the federal people get eggs on their faces. And a sound effect goes, "WANH WANH." And they all hang their heads in shame and kick rocks and say, "Gosh dang it all to heck! We almost had her!"
And then there's a teaser for next issue:
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