Firestorm #0 begins with Jason explaining to himself (or the reader (or his secret diary that his dad had better never find because of all the doodles of Ronnie Raymond with hearts around his head)) what science is. I actually think Rob Liefeld was much better at the elementary school report Narration Boxes. Did you hear that, Rob Liefeld? I just fucking complimented you! Sort of.
Do panties really get twisted? That sounds awfully uncomfortable. PS Jason Rusch wears panties.
Jason and Ronnie are the only official Firestorms left after Zithertech killed the rest of them. Other Firestorms do remain. Like Pozhar and any of the Rogue Firestorms since their protocols were developed by Martin Stein and not Zithertech. At least I think they were. Well, whoever designed Pozhar's protocol developed them all because the Rogue Firestorm technology was stolen from Pozhar's lab. So they're basically Pozhar's bastard children. But Ronnie and Jason also seem to have lost their power after their encounter with Scorn. But have they forgotten their love?
Jason continues to try to bring the power back out and finally while fucking around with his science experiment, he creates some balloons out of the air. It's the first time he's used the power in a month and he rushes off to tell Ronnie the good news. Maybe they can merge again! He finds Ronnie at football practice.
You hope, Jason. Those locker rooms can get pretty homoerotic.
Say it ain't so, Ronnie Raymond!
Don't deny your true self, Ronnie. You're only hurting Ronnie Raymond.
The passion of merging sends their nuclear power out of control. Ronnie flies them into space where they explode in a fireball of ecstatic power.
I'll be at a wedding on Saturday and I get a surprise wedding today!
I wish Ronnie's mom were here to see this.
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