Yay! A super hero whose origin I don't know! Kind of. I mean, I know he was a butcher as a child and then he became a cop and then Batman hired him. But I don't think I know why Batman hired him. Because he was a good cop? Or because he was a great butcher?
In-between those two choices, David was a violent kid that would sneak out of the rehabilitation clinic to hunt down people committing crimes and beat the snot out of them. Matu Ba (who would later become his Alfred Pennyworth with the shirts with dice with incorrect pips on them) watched over him and tried to keep him out of trouble and ending up immersed back in the violence of the surrounding area.
"Have you considered the Batman program for Wayward Youths with Inappropriately Violent Backgrounds?"
When David finds out, he dons a silly costume that screams bi-curious welder that loves motorcycles with sidecars and captures Devil Jack. He passes the first test of Batman School by wearing a costume, catching the criminal, giving him a good beatdown, and then leaving him for the proper authorities to punish. If it were a written essay, he probably would have earned a bat sticker and four Robin stamps.
When Rene dies (the woman from earlier), David begins his new career as The Bi-Curious Sidecar Welder.
Somebody better call Batman with a costume change as soon as possible.
Now that's a costume!
Batwing: Always asking the important questions!
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